Just like Rock and Roll

E: We didn't have dinner?!?!
Me: Are you hungry?
E & Wy: No.
Me: Then what's your point?
Wy: Mom feeds us dinner.
Me: I'm not Mom.
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Wy: I don't want to go. If I go with you he won't play with me.
Me: He will. He'll forget.
Wy: No. He won't.
Me: Yes. He will.
Wy: No. He keeps a list so he won't forget.
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E: I'll take a shower. But I don't want to use soap.
Me: You need to use soap.
E: No.
Me: Yes.
E: NO!!!
Me: Yes.
E: But it's supposed to be vacation!?!?!
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Wy: Email Mom.
Me: Ok. What do you want me to say?
Wy: Say, I'm so annoyed with these boys.
Me: You think Mom will believe that?
Wy: Be sure and sign your name so she knows it's from you.
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E: I see the rainbow flag over there on that building.
Me: Like I explained yesterday. That means it's a gay friendly establishment. That's a gay bar.
Wy: Really?!?!
Me: Yes.
Wy: I'm going to go in and say, I'm gay. And I don't mean happy.
E: Laughs.
Me: What do you think they would do if you did that?
Wy: (Few seconds pause as he considers the question.) Probably kick me out.
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Wy: E and me are different. I like to surf. He likes to play in the sand.
Me: You guys are flip sides of the same coin.
Wy: Coin?!?! Can I get a gum ball?
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A few sound bites from our Galveston Beach vacation (a.k.a. Mr. Mom Trip.) If you are hungry for more. You can see photos from our trip by clicking here (you can view as a set or slide show.) Or check out this video.

Until I BLOG again...Well it's plain to see you were meant for me.